Translation courtesy of an avid TKEP player AceMyth.
GENOCIDE HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER
"The Kill Everyone Project", Created by a group of bored Finnish students,
threatens to (virtually) erase the population of the world; As a part of the
project, the surfers are invited to click their mouses until the extinction
of humankind. Never has the mouse seemed scarier.
At June 1999 opened the "Hunger Site", which promised to donate a cup of
food for the hungry all over the world in exchange for each click of the surfers.
At may 2001, the internet send the morbid response: "The Kill Everyone Project"
(Therefore referred to as TKEP), in which each mouseclick represents the death
of one human on planet earth.
As opposed to the Hunger project, which allows clicking only once per day
for donation- the participation in this project of gigantic massacre is limited
only by your clicking speed and the time you are willing to sacrifice for
the virtual elimination of the population of the world.
"The world is overpopulated. The people who overpopulate it are stupid.
They should be killed.", claims the site of the project. The surfers are enlisted
to virtually assist this noble cause. It is possible to kill anonymously,
or register and recieve an ongoing score as the number of your victims increases.
The site urges the participants, saying that the world is populated by more
than six billion people, and at the present rate of extinction, the world
shall be human-free in est. fourteen years. Only days ago, the figure was
around eighteen, so it seems that the project is slowly gaining speed.
The "info" section of the site is signed by the motto, "Genocide has never
been this easy! Or featured a chat."
Around two years ago Homokaasu.com was founded, as the playing ground of
the Homokaasu ("Gay Gas") Finnish group which currently has ten members. The
site is an "Ongoing project for wasting people's time, doing creative things
and providing obssessive extra value", at least as the developer of TKEP-
who identifies himself as the GasMaster - describes it, in an interview taking
place via E-mail. The name of the group is derived from an urban legend which
was spread through Finland, according to which the government and the katholic
church have spread gas that turns people into homosexuals in order to prevent
their opposers from reproducing.
The site is about undergroundish, paranoid and gloomy subjects, and therefore
the members of the group decided not to reveal their names. "Since then the
site was added with contents that do not necessarily follow these motives,
but I figure that the fact that our identities remain unrevealed is connected
to the agreement back then.", explains GasMaster, 20+, citizen of the Finnish
capitol. "I seem to have way too much time on my hands."
WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA?
"After a lecture on our course about designing minitaure games, we had a little
argument about what would make the silliest minitaure game. That, of course,
would be a game when you click on the mouse and get a point for each click.
We started designing a theme for it. It wouldn't be that popular if you just
clicked without any purpose or cause. Before that someone jokingly told about
his taste in videogames, according to which there are stupid games in which
you drive cars or participate in some sort of sport ETC., and there are good
games in which you get to kill people. The combination of these two concepts
was the birth of the idea."
DID YOU ALSO DEVELOP THE SITE?
"Yes, with help from friends. It was especially designed to be as addictive
as possible. That's why there are all of those statistics lying around- there's
always another goal."
Gasmaster explains that he didn't have the Hunger Site in mind when he designed
TKEP, "But I DO know the site, and now that you mention it, the connection
is clear."
THE DUTCH ARE DEEP INTO IT
The game went online at May 2001, but wasn't very popular. Then the chat went
online, and so did the mouseclicking. A few weeks ago there was a drastic
change in user number when TKEP was starting as the "Link of the week" in
the geek comics site RealLife, which made the number of users skyrocket to
fifteen times the original number and put the site into a loop of advertising
in different forums around the web. In february, one hundred and eighty different
surfers had surfed to 7 millions pages within the site. The countries which
provided the most visitors were the USA, Finland, the Netherlands, Canada
and Austria. Gasmaster reports between 30 and 80 users simultaneously connected
to the site at any given moment.
"Are You Serious?", the most obvious question is asked at the site's FAQ.
The answer is, "Would we build up a complex database client/server system
were we not serious!... ...However, most of the real people are nice (although
somewhat boring) and should not be killed."
Gasmaster calls the project "A politically incorrect, yet highly amusing
joke", and says he's surprised that he hasn't recieved any furious responses
or legal threats. The most hilarious response was recorded on the site forum:
"This is much better than diablo 2! Not only is it more pointless, but it
includes much more clicking." (GasMaster proceeds to explain about Diablo
2's disappointied response after turning out to contain monster killing based
mainly on mouse clicks). The project was even graced with an unofficial fan
site.
Participating is allowed for humans only- not scripts or other methods creating
artificial clicking. "There were attempts to fake results, but nobody would've
tried to cheat had the game been boring", says the GasMaster.
ZIONIZM LOST
The site does not provide the surfer with the option of choosing which country
would s/he mercilessly slaughter the population of, but presents the countries
sorted by size, from smallest to largest. GasMaster explains that it's much
more enjoyable when all players cooperate for the achievement of a single
target. The countries, he says, are only milestones along the project. "If
you could choose the country, that would be taking a position in national
issues and turn the object of the game into the extinction of a certain country
or people, and I don't want to incite to that."
Last week saw the demise of Somalia, Guinea, Azerbaijan, Chad and the Dominican
Republic, among others. The current target is Zambia, ranked 125th out of
205 countries (The first and smallest is the Vatican, the three largest being
the USA, India and the largest- China). All Cyber-Zionists would be disappointed
to find out that Israel already lies in ruins, devoid of human souls. The
Phalestinian Authority (Called on the site The Phalestinian Territory is also
extinct, ranking 74, and Syria is still alive and breathing at 151st rank.
DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMERICAL PURPOSES?
"No. There were some offers from companies who wanted to advertise at homokaasu.com,
but we refused them. It would've ruined the site. Well, if Logitech wanted
to advertise in the site we'd probably allow it, but only because that'd be
so hilarious."
ANY POST-PROJECT PLANS?
"We have some ideas for the grand finale' of the project, but of course they
won't be revealed just yet. Meanwhile, Fear Every Click!"